better than a ham sandwich

i still am dreaming of the free weekend i will have
to type out my memoirs
in a 48 hour time period, non stop
smoking cigarettes
eating ham sandwiches
drinking coffee with whiskey in it
listening to records of
chet baker
howlin wolf
hank williams
&
digable planets

on wednesdays..baby, your the top

Fancy tuesday:



This week we had a fancy tuesday for shawnies birthday at M. I love love love the atmosphere. It reminded me of valentines 1995 meets SF sushi boom... Lucy got champagne in a can.

Then last night was fancy wednesdays at the top...I have come to a small realization.
well, maybe a few,
Victoria & I will be dynamite has beens
Victoria & I own to many outrageous outfitts
Victoria & I actually live in the midwest...and i think we are slowly
losing our minds

promotions=deathly fighters

felipe, lucy, & holls were all promoted this friday!!!
We celebrated with a deathly fighter show....

rachel & me in the rest facilities

Rachel is one of the most lovely girls I have met in many years.
I am graced to know her and have her in my life.
We were at a show last sunday at emos ( i think it's emos?)
I taught her my secret runway walk..
she is modeling for the catwalk this sunday
and will most definetly
steal the show

Collections: part 3

In austin, there are so many old street signs. It reminds me of LA.
Once I started noticing them I became obsessed.
This is just a taste...

valentine gift ideas

instead of a boring old fancy dinner

baby panda

Chas Ray Krider

and I had a photo-shoot a few weekends ago....
Inspired by those amazing Italian Bazaar editorials of December
I love this one, It reminds me of a Leslie Gore Album cover.
I have done a few projects with Chas...
he was one of my favorite photographers before I ever moved to Columbus.
It just happened to be my luck that he lives here!!

top it off...

our second weekly fancy night at the top...
only this time, we sang at the piano bar and met all of the locals.
In particular, miss shelly...
she is a regular who is in high demand for her delightful renditions of
gershwin( spelling?) tunes
she made eyeballs at marty!! I saw!!!
the piano player is a lovely widow who can't see without her glasses and does astrology in the mean time.
she told me that me and my sparkler are a good match....
she also told victoria that "born to be wild" was the only tune she didn't know how to play.....
so victoria had to pick out a new song...

a crush on me???

I didn't realize until early saturday that my little whosie left me a message on my chalkboard in my bedroom... so cute!
I love him too!

Then on saturday evening I was in the ladies room at carabar and I believe that I found a love note!!
Could it be that my name (misspelled) was tagged by a secret girl crush?
This is columbus ohio, and I don't think there are many
barfly's named maya.......
then again, it could be,
(I'm in love with my A: and the A stands for
Ass?)

victoria vs. the claw

Victoria won 15 goth stuffed animals out of the claw machine at the
marilyn manson afterparty...
it was a good thing the bartender with the long purple hair
liked my lipstick mustache
and kept giving us change for the
machine

copy cat

i didn't realize my private photo shoot had already been done.
for everyone patiently awaiting the marilyn manson afterparty pics....
i forgot my camera today
i promise to post tonight
i has become quite evident that miss victoria
is not a common human
she is a claw clomper mega-star

always a bridesmaid never a......cowboy?

Levi went to a cowboy wedding.
I thought the cake was simply magical.
As I daydream of my finest hour......
my wedding cake will not be a cake at all,
it will be pies, I think..
so I can throw them at people