the cloak & dagger

we made a serious commitment on saturday
to finally see and dine at the cloak & dagger
on morse road in good ole
columbus
Highlights:
-sitting at a banquet table with a women in a full body cast
-Martin being asked to sing a sexy version of "fever" into the mic
-Old ladies, old bodies, flopping themselves onto the crowd
-cream of green bean soup
-a skeleton who specializes in penis jokes
-medical grade alcoholic drinks
-recycled prime rib dinners made from the trash of white castle just up the road
-jokes about menopause, kristy alley & HMOS (do these even still exsist?? if so.. are we really still mad about them?)

we were hoping for something between medieval times & the outlands.
and all we got was stomach aches & depressed
the best part is just saying,
cloak & dagger
in old language