gifts from former roomate

my camera broke, so i was unable to document the
parting gifts my
21 year old room has left me
I just swept the floor to find the following:
-many stickers from fresh fruits
-cherry pits
-condom wrapper
-fingernail clippings
-lots of hair (enough to make an extra little one for little to play with)
-band-aid wrappers
-good old fashion dirt

the 10 lessons i have learned from having a 21 year old roomate:
1-never live with a man unless you love the way he smells
2-never live with anyone under the age of 30
3-get a deposit
4-don't do his dishes!!
5-keep a healthy ring of men rotating in and out of the house to scare him...thanks telly :)
6-get a lock on your door so his doesn't creep in to use the internet while you are sleeping.(to late on that one...he came in this morning!!!)
7-don't give him the mail key
8-get little to do the dirty work and poop on his bed when you are mad at him
9-hide your facewash, soap, towels and any other items that may be used in the bathroom
10-flush before you even think of using the toliet